Aries: There is no such thing as absolute certainty, as you will find out this week.

Taurus: You will get an amazing business idea, only to find out that someone else already earned a billion dollars with it.

Gemini: The more you lie to enrich yourself, the less guilt you feel, and the easier it becomes.

Cancer: Moving back in with your parents doesn’t seem so bad anymore, does it?

Leo: An inattentive cashier will allow you to save a lot while buying groceries.

Virgo: When someone tried to explain compound interest to you, you should have listened more carefully.

Libra: On Saturday, you will find a penny on the street. That will be your most significant profit this week.

Scorpio: Your extortion business will flourish this week.

Sagittarius: This week, you have the choice between failure and not trying at all.

Capricorn: Upon closely inspecting various financial options, you will discover that they are all basically the same.

Aquarius: Someone will make a suggestion that is objectively stupid. Unfortunately, it would have been profitable due to dumb luck.

Pisces: You will find that trading based on emotions is just as effective as trading based on calculated strategies. Both will lose you the same amount of money.

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