Aries: The Sun passing through Aries grants you the insight to see all your partner’s flaws.

Taurus: You will feel that you need more space for yourself. Maybe consider eating less?

Gemini: You will think of nice things you could do for your partner. Of course you won’t do any of them because you already think you’re too good for your partner.

Cancer: You will give your partner one (1) compliment on Monday, and assume that’s enough for the entire week.

Leo: You will make your partner much happier than usual from Monday to Wednesday, but after that, it will still be pretty good.

Virgo: You will feel the cold blade of loneliness piercing through your heart with extraordinary intensity from Wednesday to Saturday.

Libra: You will have a minor misunderstanding with your partner on Saturday, but it will be resolved within a few minutes. Libras don’t have that much going on.

Scorpio: You will discover a new way to annoy your partner, and use it against him when he doesn’t do what you want.

Sagittarius: Through charm and wit, you will convince your partner that ordering fast food counts as a date.

Capricorn: You know that your boyfriend is hiding something. Your boyfriend knows that you know that he is hiding something. You know that your boyfriend knows that you know that he is hiding something.
And yet, he still hides it.

Aquarius: Your girlfriend is close to finding out that you spent $500 on a mobile game.

Pisces: You will be at the center of insincere attention this week.

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