Have you heard of astrology? That ancient pseudoscience claiming you can predict the future just by looking at the stars? It’s so ridiculous, isn’t it? Everyone knows that you can’t predict the future, especially not by drawing lines on a horoscope. But shockingly, there are still millions of people who fall for it every day. And here I thought that we lived in enlightened times.

If you look at astrology, it’s really just about selling hope to desperate people. It’s a field full of charlatans who promise that you can solve all your problems if you just give them some money. And in the end they sell you worthless advice and knickknacks like energy crystals or essential oils. You’d be much better off putting that money into something with real value, like Bitcoin.

In case there are some angry astrology fans reading this, let me be very clear: There is no way to predict the future! There are no magic formulas, no special days or moments, and no verifiable process that allows anyone to predict the future. It’s all just smoke and mirrors designed to empty the wallets of fools. If you want to be successful in life, you need to rely on real facts and logic.

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