“Ugh, disgusting. She’s way past her prime,” said local Justin Grick earlier today, commenting on the looks of an unspecified actress who recently celebrated her 30th birthday in the company of her friends and family. Grick, 33, who spends most of his free time playing video games and listening to podcasts, went on to say, “What an ugly hag. She used to be hot back in the day, but now she just looks like a dry meatsack,” while helping himself to another fistful of chips.
“And look at her face! She’s got wrinkles deeper than the Grand Canyon, and more makeup than a circus clown” remarked Grick about the young actress’ pretty face, while his own countenance resembled that of a moon surface flooded with dirty frying oil. Upon inspecting the thrice-crowned beauty queen’s figure, Grick further observed, “She totally ruined her body when she had her child. Now she’s fatter than a carnival pig.” Justin’s choice comments were, however, slightly drowned out by the creaking of the armchair beneath him, which had clearly not been designed to support human weight of more than 300 pounds.
“Truly vile. I wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot pole,” said Grick, who never had consensual intercourse in his entire life. “It may sound harsh, but I’m gonna be honest. Women above the age of 25 are useless,” mused Grick, whose software engineering job is about to be replaced by an AI six months from now.
Jessica Xu
Jessica Xu received a degree in behavioral management at the University of Freudenberg. She works as a family therapist and has her own practice. In her free time, she likes to read and take long walks with her two dogs.
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