You’ve had some stressful days, now get ready for real trouble. As the Sun leaves the warm embrace of the quadruple conjunction on the cusp of Aries, the vehicle of your life is going to hit some big potholes.

Aries: Times are so bad that you start to feel nostalgic for the problems that you had in the past.

Taurus: From Monday to Wednesday, stupid ideas will pop up in your head all the time, distracting you from dealing with your real issues.

Gemini: The mask of deceit that you’ve worn over the years will completely and permanently replace your true personality on Wednesday.

Cancer: You are finally energized and motivated to achieve great things. Mercury, Venus, Saturn and Neptune join forces to stop you.

Leo: You will be afraid of a minor task, because everyone else said that it’s super-difficult. However, since you are naturally superior to others, it will be a breeze for you.

Virgo: You will confidently tackle the issues in your life. Unfortunately, you are completely inadequate and will fail even at the simplest of challenges.

Libra: You will feel a little under the weather on Tuesday morning. That’s it. Libras don’t really have that much going on in their lives.

Scorpio: Bullying turns out to be just the right coping strategy for you.

Sagittarius: Life is short and precious. You are fast and wasteful.

Capricorn: You will have the discipline to perfectly follow an ineffective fad diet.

Aquarius: From Monday to Wednesday you will feel the urge to help those in need. Stay vigilant and fight those unnatural impulses; they will disappear by Thursday.

Pisces: The good times are coming to an end, and you are already mourning them while they’re still with you.

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