Aries: You’ll make big gains from Monday to Tuesday, and then lose twice that from Wednesday to Friday.

Taurus: You’ll think that you’ve finally outsmarted the market, only to embarrass yourself spectacularly.

Gemini: You’ll make one (1) good trade on Wednesday. It doesn’t mean that you’re good at this, it’s just the effect of the Moon-Saturn conjunction. Don’t quit your job yet.

Cancer: Your hard work and dedication will produce marginal returns.

Leo: The Moon’s transit through Leo will grant you amazing profits on the stock market when you trade during the weekend.

Virgo: Better polish that resume again.

Libra: You are aware enough to know that this is a stupid idea, but not aware enough to not do it.

Scorpio: Your investments in immoral business ventures will pay off handsomely for you.

Sagittarius: You’re about to experience how costly a minor oversight can be.

Capricorn: You have nerves of steel and will stick to your plan to the last dollar.

Aquarius: You will find that manipulating people is more profitable than actually providing any value.

Pisces: Your smarts and charm will earn you a promotion: 25% extra hours, 30% more responsibility, 10% more money.

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