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Aries: This week you will catch a glimpse of what your life could have been like if you had applied yourself more.

Taurus: The dullness of your mind will be interrupted by occasional flickers of higher thought. Don’t worry, this won’t last long.

Gemini: People will mistake your absent-minded agreement for genuine kindness from Tuesday to Friday.

Cancer: You will start a great new project under the mistaken assumption that it will be easy.

Leo: Absolutely amazing, the 397th lucky week in a row.

Virgo: You might feel a little down now, but you can’t even imagine how much worse it will get.

Libra: Just the usual, you little goofball 🙂

Scorpio: You will be very annoyed this week. Rest assured, you will find a way to make it other people’s problem.

Sagittarius: Other people will bother you with unsolicited advice over the weekend. The worst part: they’re right.

Capricorn: On the night from Sunday to Monday, you will have a potentially life-changing dream. However, your alarm clock will wake you up before you can discover its true meaning.

Aquarius: Something really, really funny is gonna happen on Wednesday, but people will think that you’re a psychopath for laughing at it.

Pisces: Wisdom and insight will be close to your mind, but not quite there.

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