This is an event that the finance-astrological community has been anxiously anticipating for years: the notorious mega-conjunction between Sun, Mercury, Venus, and Saturn, which has been accumulating a critical mass of spiritual energy, which, according to most models, will enter a catastrophic astral meltdown on Friday the 28th at around 10 AM EST. Find out what the stars have in store for you and whether your portfolio will survive until next Monday.

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Aries: You will be able to accurately predict the market and earn money on Tuesday from 10:12 to 10:23, and on Thursday from 15:54 to 16:11. Don’t miss out on this great opportunity to trade!

Taurus: You will have many opportunities to learn this week by making fatal mistakes.

Gemini: Watch the markets slowly, think carefully, check everything twice, and once you’ve arrived at a prediction you can be sure that the exact opposite will happen.

Cancer: You will make a lot of money this week, but not nearly enough to cover your upcoming medical expenses.

Leo: For some reason, people will assume that you are rich regardless of your actual financial status.

Virgo: You feel on a deep level that it’s time to make bold moves on the futures market.

Libra: People close to you will lose a lot of money, much to your pleasure.

Scorpio: You finally have the courage to pour your life savings into crypto.

Sagittarius: Trade swiftly and you will lose money faster than ever before.

Capricorn: You will discover that, in hindsight, your intuition was right.

Aquarius: You will help to make someone else very rich.

Pisces: All the money that you earn this week will be taken by your spouse in the upcoming divorce settlement.

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